I'm Firsty!

I dont know if my head hurts because im at work or because the Oilers, once again, lost last night. I seem to be saying that a lot more than i'd like to, especially to the my boss who is a Canucks fan. Two 5 on 3's, and a big thank you to Torres for angering up my blood. Good thing I was wrapped in the warm embrace of Stortini destroying their defenceman and scoring his first NHL goal.



According to Tencer MAB was practicing on the wing of Reasoner and Stortini today at the afternoon skate. I do not object to this experiment (if it is one) primarily on the fact that when MAB touches the puck my entire body seizes up and ends in a heavy sigh of relief or a heavy sigh of "for fuck's sake".



Put MAB on the wing, and call up this kid. He didnt do too bad, and I trust him more on D than MAB. Besides, whats the worst that can happen? We lose? Seems like we only beat the shitty teams anyways, and even then, who knows.




I've just been informed that if I try really, really hard and can last 4 seconds during sex, I could have it 252.5 times in this hour.



The friends I keep...